Yes, my not-at-all-in-the-slightest long-awaited colouring book is finally here. It has 21 unique A4-sized pictures to colour in plus a few loose dogs here and there.
It's somewhat of a departure from other, more traditional colouring books. There are no secret gardens or mandala covered elephants. There are, however, alien Mona Lisas, headless scientists, interplanetary wedding photos and rude gnomes. But not too rude (it's suitable for kids).
You can order copies from Lulu here (£6.50 plus £2.99 P&P). Or, if you want something a bit more special, you can order direct from me and for £15 only (price includes P&P) I'll sign your copy, dedicate it to whoever the book is for and draw a unique doodle of your choice inside. Go on! Unique artwork and a colouring book for the price of a takeaway! And for less than a quid a page!
Just email me at email@example.com and tell me what you want doodled and who the book is for. Then use that same email address to deposit the money in my Paypal account and the book will be on its way. You can also pay by money transfer or cheque - email for details.
Go on. Treat yourself.